Collection: all in haiku
I've written haikus
and posted them on this page
for you to love them.
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All the "patriots" invaded the Capitol January 6th
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President Biden says he’s also got charges: Corn Pop felonies.
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President Biden says he’s also got charges: Corn Pop felonies.
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Schrödinger's Biden: Incompetent mastermind Calling Jell-O shots.
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Tonight on Fox News: New developments in the Hillary scandal.
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No coincidence — “bleach blonde bad built butch body” rolled right off her tongue.
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Happy Father's Day! TO ME! I have done it all. Alone. Praise me now!
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2024: Can we let Kamala try? Or the meteor...
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To fold the laundry? I don't always have the time. When I do, I don't.
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Fish and visitors stink after about three nights. But one is enough.
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As it would turn out, things can’t always be awesome. And we’re all weirdos.
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Person, woman, man, 25% tariffs, camera, TV.
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Look here, liberal, I have raised my debt ceiling to pay for this mug.
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Marriage is easy. You get to plan all your meals every single day.
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Okay everyone. Stop arguing politics. Let’s do religion.
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Person, woman, man, twenty-five percent tariffs, camera, TV.
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