Collection: all in haiku
I've written haikus
and posted them on this page
for you to love them.
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Person, woman, man, Amendment twenty-five now, camera, TV.
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Person, woman, man, the 25th Amendment, camera, TV.
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Sorry for the war. Egg prices were getting high and we all panicked.
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Okay everyone, stop arguing politics. Let's do religion.
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Person, woman, man, are you a stupid person? Camera, TV.
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One thing is for sure, nobody creates problems like Trump can fix them.
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Person, woman, man, and quiet, quiet, piggy, camera, TV.
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We used to be a shining city on a hill. Now we’re great again.
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Bang, bang, thoughts and prayers. Shoot again. Nobody cares. Guns trump mental health.
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People are saying Trump’s on Epstein’s client list. People are saying...
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Happy are the frogs in pots of boiling water as they cheer the chef.
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You can’t fix stupid. The red hat helps you spot it but it’s permanent.
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Up by the bootstraps they’ve pulled themselves through the mud with inheritance.
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Bigliest Best Bil- Benevolent Billionaires... BIG, BEAUTIFUL BILL!
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Concentration Camp. Alligator Alcatraz. I say tomato.
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Clink! No due process. Say it how it should be said. Concentration camp.
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