Collection: all in haiku
I've written haikus
and posted them on this page
for you to love them.
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Sitting on the verge of yet another breakthrough. Just need two more weeks.
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Person, woman, man, I love inflation so much, camera, TV.
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I splurged on this mug. At least it’s not a cage match on the White House lawn.
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MAGAs are quiet when their anti-war hero starts a bunch of wars.
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Coffee cups won’t beat fascism but they’ll hold your post-war MAGA tears.
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Coffee cups won’t beat fascism but they do keep your MAGA tears warm.
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Pete runs a tight ship. It's a ship in a bottle thrown out to sea, but...
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Hold on & hang tight, aliens will reset the simulation soon.
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Marco Rubio's autobiography is gonna be awesome.
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We'll stop calling you fascist when you stop acting like a damn fascist.
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Kids say six-seven. Eighty-six forty-seven is what grown-ups say.
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Decorum is dead and decency died riding the escalator.
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If I don’t do it nobody else will do it and it won’t get done.
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Trump runs a tight ship; it's a ship in a bottle thrown out to sea, but...
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Person, woman, man, I’ll take the chicken nuggets, camera, TV.
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Person, woman, man, Amendment twenty-five now! Camera, TV.
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