Collection: Funny
Two jokes on turtles:
Has the turtle crossed the road?
He still hasn't crossed?
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Person, woman, man, 25% tariffs, camera, TV.
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You can’t fix stupid. The red hat helps you spot it but it’s permanent.
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Trump released cologne. Now you’ll smell like a moron who bought some cologne.
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Trump released cologne. Now you’ll smell like a racist who bought some cologne.
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Have you tried adding twenty-five percent tariffs to all your problems?
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Feels like we added twenty-five percent tariffs to all our problems.
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Intelligence leads to animal husbandry... Not wearing urine.
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Sorry for the bombs, egg costs were out of control. What about the dogs?
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Regarding this mug... I had concepts of a plan... What about the dogs?
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Sorry for the war, egg costs were out of control. What about the dogs?
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Regarding this mug: I had concepts of a plan. What about the dogs?
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I bought this mug with twenty-five percent tariffs. No more winning please.
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Person, woman, man, twenty-five percent tariffs, camera, TV.
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Okay everyone. Stop arguing politics. Let’s do religion.
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Marriage is easy. You get to plan all your meals every single day.
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Look here, liberal, I have raised my debt ceiling to pay for this mug.
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