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2024: Can we let Kamala try? Or the meteor...
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All the "patriots" invaded the Capitol January 6th
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As it would turn out, things can’t always be awesome. And we’re all weirdos.
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Bigliest Best Bil- Benevolent Billionaires... BIG, BEAUTIFUL BILL!
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Bill’s a pretty dog. But big, beautiful Bill’s bad! Bring in Kristi Noem.
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Clink! No due process. Say it how it should be said. Concentration camp.
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Concentration Camp. Alligator Alcatraz. I say tomato.
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Feels like we added twenty-five percent tariffs to all our problems.
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Fish and visitors stink after about three nights. But one is enough.
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For eleven months it’s white hetero-pride month. Hang in there, cissies.
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Happy are the frogs in pots of boiling water as they cheer the chef.
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Happy Father's Day! TO ME! I have done it all. Alone. Praise me now!
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Have you tried adding twenty-five percent tariffs to all your problems?
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I bought this mug with twenty-five percent tariffs. No more winning please.
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I did not collude and there was no collusion. #CrookedHillary
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I don’t like it when people try to change my space. I just want to be.
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I don’t like it when people try to change my space. I just want to be.
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I wrote this haiku and printed it on this mug for you to love it.
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Intelligence leads to animal husbandry... Not wearing urine.
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I’m better than you as I watch you watch your phone.But I forgot mine.
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Look here, liberal, I have raised my debt ceiling to pay for this mug.
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Marriage is easy. You get to plan all your meals every single day.
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No coincidence — “bleach blonde bad built butch body” rolled right off her tongue.
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Okay everyone. Stop arguing politics. Let’s do religion.
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One thing I’ve learned is never trust anybody with your everything.
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